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INTRODUCTION:
The Christmas shoppers are out in their millions
it would seem.
We got stuck in a traffic jam today with the taxi
meter running
which was nice... for the driver.
Have a great day.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Bill: I think that the cute little pharmacist down
at
the drugstore is stuck up.
Doug: Why do you say that?
Bill: Well, I ask her out every month when I go in
to
get my herpes and hemorrhoid medicines, but she
just
looks at me like I'm a leper or something.
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GOLF INJURY
A couple of women were playing golf one
sunny Saturday morning. The first of the
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AD HOTEL
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