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INTRODUCTION:
We had to get up really early today to go and sign
up for
the tenany agreement. It's a good one because you
cannot
be asked to leave unless you do something really
bad which
means you would need to be evicted and also you
have a right
to buy the property at discount once you've lived
in in for
five years. I don't expect to move really soon...
my aim
would be to move in some time in February. Before
that
there's a lot of stuff we want to do... I'm
praying that
God will make money available to do everything we
want to
turn the house into a home.
Have a great day and never forget the power of
prayer.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
"I'm telling you, Carol, I've never been happier,
" Betty told her
friend. "I have two boyfriends. One is just
fabulous...handsome,sensitive, caring and
considerate."
What in the world do you need the second one for?"
Carol asked?"
"Oh," Betty replied, "the second one is straight."
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LEXUS
A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the
next day, complaining that the radio didn't work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice
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The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
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One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly
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DAD'S JOB
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the
teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All
the typical
answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman.
Johnny, however, was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if
the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some
screaming fag
and take it up the arse."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to
work on some
colouring and took little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he really plays for
"Manchester United", but
I was too embarrassed to say"
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