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INTRODUCTION:
Hello folks, I hope you had a great weekend!
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QUICK JOKE
What's dumb?
Directions on toilet paper.
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What's dumber than that?
Reading them.
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Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
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Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something
you've beeng
doing wrong.
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CARTOON TIME:
Sing From The Diaphragm
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George Bush Meets The Pope
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Hair Transplant
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TYPES OF FEMALE ORGASM
There Are At Least Eight Types Of Orgasm Of A
Woman.
1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh
Yes..................
2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh
No....................
3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh
No............
4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm
coming.............
5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh
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6. The Usurer - Ahh, More, More,
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A WOMAN AND AN EXPERIENCE
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing
smile teasing
her full lips,she sank into the comfort of the
plush chair
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having sensed
her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on
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She was overcome with an aching desire that had
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Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if
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over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of
gratitude
shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be
long before
she returned.
Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would
want to do
it again and again and again. Don'tcha just LOVE
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for SHOES
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