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INTRODUCTION:
Weddings are something that's so expensive these
days. You
are supposed to only do it once so you should
really make
the effort to do it right the first time. Not
enough people
get married nowadays... I think I'm old fashioned
when it
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around and
having a 'good time' disgusts me. I believe that
men and
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adultery
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before and
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Have a great day!
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QUICK JOKE
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and
anal sex?
One will make your day, the other will make your
hole week.
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Color Trick...
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Nemo Aqua Energizer
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BITING NAILS
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her
nails, her
mother tells her it'll make her fat.
"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a
very fat man.
"If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that,
won't I
Mom?"
"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very
pregnant lady.
The little girl can't take her eyes off the
woman's belly.
The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable
under
this stare, and finally leans forward and says to
the little
girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"
And the little girl says, "No, but I know what
you've been
doing..."
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PREGNANT AT LAST
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he
informed her
that she was pregnant. The young lady had been
married for
ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she
sat on
the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to
share
the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting
next to
her seemed as good as anyone to share the good
news with.
Sir, she said, I just received the best news you
could ever
imagine. I have to share it with someone or I'll
bust. She
told him the news that the doctor had told her
about being
pregnant. The man shared her enthusiam as he
shared his
experience. He said he was a farmer and he had
trouble with
his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went out
to the
hen house one morning and all of his hens had
layed eggs.
He was so happy. he added, "but confidentially, I
changed
cocks." The newly pregnant woman responded,
"Confidentially,
me too."
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