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INTRODUCTION:
As you all know I'm a male and I'm young... lots
of you have
been asking me what I want for Christmas... which
is really
nice of you... but I want to say that I don't want
any of
you to buy me a gift. Instead what you can do is
give a
gift to charity or buy a present and take it to
your local
salvation army or kids charity so that it can be
given to a
child who's not as fortunate as the rest of us who
might
not get a present otherwise.
On the subject of gifts, I know I'm a bit of a big
kid but
I'm really into gadgets... as most males are. Here
are four
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Remote Control UFO...
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Aren't they just really cool? I live in the UK and
we can't
get them here at prices that low... but I think
they'd make
any kid happy.
Have a great day and spare a moment to think about
all those
who will be alone this Christmas or who can't
afford to
celebrate.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when
a beautiful
woman passes them. She's 5'10", 120 lbs, 38-24-36,
wearing a
string bikini with no tan lines.
The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs
audibly, and in
a breathless whisper says, "It's women like her
that sometimes
make me wish I was a lesbian."
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BREAKFAST IN FRANCE
An American is having breakfast one morning
(coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing
bubble-gum, sits down next to
him. The American ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole
bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We
don't. In France, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to
the states." The
Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his
teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
After a moment of silence, The American then asks:
"Do you have sex in
France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a
big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms
once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a
container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them
to France."
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MARRIED THREE TIMES
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to do was look at it."
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