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INTRODUCTION:
Jason Byrne was great last night... I'm off to
visit my old
school tomorrow for the first time in eight
years... should
be interesting to see all my old teachers... some
I thought
were great... some not so great.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
I read a book called The Secret Life of Adolf
Hitler. It
told me things that I never knew. For instance,
when Hitler
was having sex he liked to pee on people. That put
me right
off him.
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CARTOON TIME:
Turkey Talk
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Time Of The Month
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Yet Another Fetish
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Todays fun page is a test where you pick the most
appropriate
color for a series of objects and it then gives
you a report
on what kind of personality you have.
Color And I...
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A GOOD GAME
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and
gets up to
the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one.
Unfortunately, it
goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He
goes
looking for his ball and comes across this little
guy with
this knot on his head, and the golf ball lying
right beside
him. "Goodness," says the golfer, and proceeds to
revive
the poor little guy.
Upon awaking, the little guy says, "Well, you
caught me fair
and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you
three
wishes." The man says "I can't take anything from
you, I'm
just glad I didn't hurt you too badly," and walks
away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks
to
himself, "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he
did catch
me, so I have to do something for him. I'll give
him the
three things that I would want. I'll give him
unlimited
money, a great golf game, and a terrific sex
life."
Well, a year goes by and the same golfer is out
golfing on
the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and
hits one
into the same woods and goes off looking for his
ball.
When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy
and asks
how he is doing. The leprechaun says, "I'm fine,
and might
I ask how your golf game is?" "It's great! I hit
under par
every time."
"I did that for you. And might I ask how your
money is
holding out?"
The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it,
every time
I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred
dollar
bill."
"I did that for you. And might I ask how your sex
life is?"
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says,
"Well,
maybe once or twice a week."
The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or
twice a
week?"
"Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in
a small
parish."
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KANGAROO BALLS
Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of
the
kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn't
believe the
size of these hummers, and when the 'roo ventured
close to
the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the
bars and
gave his 'nads a squeeze.
The animal, startled, jumped clear over the fence
and
bounded away down the path.
A keeper saw the critter fading out of sight, and
running up
to the woman, said "What did you do to that
kangaroo?"
"I just gave his nuts a tweak to see if they were
real!"
she wailed.
"Well," said the keeper, dropping his pants,
"you'd better
tweak mine, 'cause I have to catch that sucker"!
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