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INTRODUCTION:
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QUICK JOKE
You have to remember all the trivia that your
girlfriend
tells you, because eventually you get tested.
She'll go:
"What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to
yourself:
"Shit, I wasn't listening ... Self-raising?"
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THE MORNING AFTER
A young couple were married and celebrated their
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again, all
night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom
but
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He asks the bride to please bring one from the
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When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the
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Her eyes went up and down and at about midway,
they stopped
and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?"
pointing to
a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then
said,
"Well, that's what we had so much fun with last
night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have
left?"
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TEN REASONS WHY SOME MEN PREFER HANDGUNS OVER
WOMEN
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have
another for
when you're on the road.
#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him
so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep
another
handgun for a back up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run
out of
ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet
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#4 Handguns function normally every day of the
month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make
me look
fat?"
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after
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