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QUICK JOKE
My mum and dad are Scottish but they moved down to
Wolverhampton when I was two, 'cause they wanted
me to
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WOOL
Back in the Cold War days, Ivan was a diplomat and
spy.
He was new to the USA and lived in Washington,
D.C. for past
six months. He soon complained to Boris, his aide,
that he
needed a woman.
Boris dropped off a high-priced hooker at his door
the
following Saturday night. Ivan plied her with some
vodka
and caviar. As she took her top, he noticed that
her
armpits were shaved. He said, pointing top his own
pits,
"Vomen in the old country have wool - they have
wool!"
She responded, "It's customary and fashionable to
shave
our underarms."
They drank more vodka and ate more caviar. She
removed her
slacks. He noticed that her legs are shaved also.
He
repeated, "Vomen in the old country have wool -
they have
wool!"
Once more, she said, "It's customary and
fashionable to
shave our legs."
After more vodka and caviar, he pulled down her
panties and
saw that her privates were trimmed. He exclaimed
again,
"Vomen in the old country have wool - they have
wool!"
She then asked in loud voice, "Look buddy, did you
want to
screw or knit?"
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FASCINATE
During a high school English class the students
were asked
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know this
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blouse. The
blouse had ten buttons on it, but when she went to
button it
her boobs were so big that she could only fasten
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