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INTRODUCTION:
I love watching TV quiz shows and I get pretty
competitive
when I do and usually end up shouting obscenities
and the
contestants because, like everyone else, I'm
convinced I
could do so much better.
The Weakest Link is one such great TV quiz show
where
sometimes people can get exposed as being pretty
dumb.
At least they get their opportunity to voice an
opinion
though. One such incident happened on the
Australian
verion of The Weakest Link...
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Have a great day mates!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge,
making small talk. Paul
asked Kurt, "So, what do you hunt?" Kurt answered
"I hunt unicorns."
Paul was startled, but said "Really? How do you do
that?" Kurt replied,
"I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The
virgin sits around in the
woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does,
it sets off a snare."
Paul said, "Boy, they must be hard to find. I've
heard of them, but I've
never seen one." Kurt said, "Yeah, and there
aren't many unicorns
around, either!"
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about sex?"
he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd
have to say
I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman
sat quietly
for a moment. Then looking over his glasses,
looked her in the
eye casually and asked, . . . "Was that one or two
words?"
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