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INTRODUCTION:
Well folks I'm sure some of you will have noticed
my lack
of posting over this weekend. This was due to an
unavoidable
stay in the hospital.
I hate the hospital and the boredom and the fact
you go in
with one thing wrong with you and come out with a
dozen.
They want to build you up but give you food that
an
Ethiopian wouldn't thank you for.
Hopefully I'll be with you for the whole of this
week, lets
just hope that this you enjoy the laughs I have in
store for
you twice as much.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
"Say," said the smooth operator in a confidential
tone to the host of
the party, "there's a lot of hot babes at this
party. If I find one
that's ready to grab a quick one, would you mind
if I used your extra
bedroom?" "What about your wife?" "Oh, I won't be
gone that long.
She'll never miss me." "No, I'm sure she won't
miss you," smirked the
host, "but fifteen minutes ago She borrowed the
extra bedroom."
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DILDO
A white woman walks into a sex shop and approaches
the counter. She asks,
"How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the
black one?" He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for
the white one." She: "I think
I'll take the black one. I've never had a black
one before." She pays him,
and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks
"How much for the black
dildo?"
He: "$35." She: "How much for the white one?" He:
"$35 for the white one, $35
for the black one." She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take
the white one. I've never
had a white one
before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in
and asks, "How much are
your dildos?" He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the
black." She: "Hmmmmm....how
much is that plaid one on the shelf?" He: "Well,
that's a very special
dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take
the plaid one, I've never had
a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she
goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did
you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really
good, I sold one white dildo,
one black dildo, and for $165 I sold your
thermos!"
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PROBLEM
Jonothan goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor,
I've got this problem you see,
only you've got to promise not to laugh."
The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that
would be thoroughly
unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a
doctor I've never laughed at
a patient.
""OK then" says Jonothan, and he drops his
trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest
penis he has ever seen in
his life. Unable to control himself, he falls
about laughing on the floor.
Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his
feet and wipe the tears
from his eyes, "I'm so sorry," he says to Jonothan,
"I don't know what came over
me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to
be the problem?"
Jonothan looks up at the doctor sadly and says,
"It's swollen."
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