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Pooping Rabbit Candy Dispenser!
You and your friends can eat rabbit pellets all
day.
Push his head to the side, dump in some candy
(included,
but any small candy will work as a refills) and
set him
down. To get your tasty treat just press the
rabbit's
head down, and he'll drop some pellets for you!
Great gift idea for rabbit lovers - great item for
your
desk top!
This plastic rabbit is 5 inches tall. Small amount
of
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INTRODUCTION:
I thought I'd send this a little earlier than
usual today.
Let me know if you prefer it earlier or later or
let me know
if you really don't care just so long as you get
it.
I forgot the intro yesterday which was meant to
read:
We're already well in to October which can mean
one thing...
Halloween is on the way. That got me to thinking
whether
ghosts exist or not so I've made a page that links
to a
little survey where you can vote to decide if they
exist
or not... everyone who votes will get a shot at
$1000.
So, now on to todays...
I went to the dentists yesterday. He had to go
through four
muscles just to inject me. Then he had to leave me
for 20
minutes while the whole side of my face went
completely
numb. Then it took him over an hour as he kept
drilling
deeper and deeper into my face… he couldn’t
believe how deep
the cavity was. I think if he’d known when he
started he
wouldn’t have bothered trying to save the tooth…
but he did.
He said if I had to much pain while he was
operating he
would just dress it and get me back to fill it…
but it went
well so he filled it. He told me once the jab wore
off if it
was too painful to come back… fortunately it’s not
caused me
any pain to speak of so far… other than what you
would
expect when someone’s been messing around with
your face.
It took him a while to stop the bleeding though,
lucky I’ve
got plenty blood to spare… pity he couldn’t have
saved some
to give to the doctor next time I need blood tests
done. In
six months time he’s either going to crown the
tooth or pull
it out… and he told me not to leave it so long
next time.
It really makes a difference to have a dentist
that
reassures you and talks to you whilst he's working
and keeps
asking you if you're ok and stops if he thinks
you're in
pain.
Have a fantastic weekend!
Phil
PS It's not too late to take our survey about
ghosts for
your chance to win $1000... tell us if they exist
or not.
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/ghosts.htm
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QUICK JOKE
Why do women have two holes close together?
Just in case you might miss.
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CARTOON TIME:
Waste Of A Good Rib
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Laid The Rest
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Blonde Chick With Nice Pussy
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FUN PAGE
I spent much of my use playing Tetris on my Game
Boy. I
didn't just play it because it was the game that
came free
with every Game Boy but because I really thought
it was the
best game. Sure, I'd buy other games... but I
would always
come back to my beloved Tetris. Here it is now for
you to
play... I hope you can grow to love it like I do.
Tetris...
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Random Fun Page...
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/random.htm
New Internet Ads...
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JACK'S FIRST TIME
Jack comes home from school with a great big smile
on his
face. His mom asks him, "Why was he so happy?"
Jack replies, "I just had sex today!"
Well this does not sit well with mom, she
immediately begins
shouting at Jack, telling him at 14 he has no
business
having sex! She tells him to go to his room and to
wait for
his dad to come home. When dad finally arrives,
mom fills
him in. She asks him to go upstairs and to have a
chat with
Jack.
He knocks on the door and proceeds to go in.
"Hey Jack, your mom tells me you had sex today?"
"Yes," replies Jack sadly.
Dad looks around the room and whispers to him,
"Hey, way to
go, son! Your Dad is very, very proud. But if your
mom asks
what we talked about, just tell her it was guy
stuff."
The next day, dad shares the news with all his
coworkers,
bragging that at the age of 14, his son is a man!
When dad goes home that night, he kisses his wife
and runs
straight upstairs to see Jack. "Hey Jack! Did you
have sex
today again, son?"
Jack replies "No dad, ...my ass still hurts from
yesterday."
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SECRET
This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in, he
realizes it's a
gay bar, but doesn't really care 'cause he really
wants a
drink.
When the gay waiter approaches and says to the
customer:
"What's the name of your penis?" the customer
says: "Look,
I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink".
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry, but I can't serve
you until
you tell me the name of your penis".
So the customer say: "All right, what's the name
of your
penis?" The waiter says: "NIKE... you know, JUST
DO IT".
The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The
name of my
penis is SECRET". The waiter says: "Secret?"
The customer says: "Yeah... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN BUT
MADE FOR A WOMEN!!!"
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If you are a waitress, bartender or waiter,
You NEED to read this!
Relying on customers tips for your income is a
tough job.
Most people don't realize how demanding this job
can be.
Serving the general public is one of the hardest
jobs on the
planet. Usually, this hard work comes with very
low pay.
Most waiters, waitresses and bartenders struggle
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