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Boob Squeeze Balls
You've seen all kinds of squeezable "stress
relief"
things.. from Martians whose eyes pop out to what
appears to be a jelly roll, but you've never seen
a
stress relief toy like this one! Hell, buy two and
stuff your bra! They look pretty fake and feel
like
silicon implants, but what better way to relieve
stress than squeezing some tit?
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INTRODUCTION:
We're already well in to October which can mean
one thing...
Halloween is on the way. That got me to thinking
whether
ghosts exist or not so I've made a page that links
to a
little survey where you can vote to decide if they
exist
or not... everyone who votes will get a shot at
$1000.
Ghost Survey...
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/ghosts.htm
We'll make October 'ghost month' so if you've seen
a ghost
send me your story!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
What do blondes and prawns have in common?
The heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste
nice
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CARTOON TIME:
Scared Away By The Hookers Tattoo
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200408/055.htm
Female On The Gun Squad
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200408/056.htm
Reasons For Not Making Love Tonight
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200408/057.htm
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FUN PAGE
I'm not into tennis... but this little tennis game
was
actually a lot more fun than most of the tennis
games I've
played... actually, sometimes some of the womens
tennis
games are worth watching.
Tennis Ace...
http://www.ezines4all.com/games/tennisace/index.htm
Experience An Orgasm...
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/orgasm.htm
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* DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? *
What do you think?
Answer for your shot at $1,000!
They're Real
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/ghosts.htm
OR
They're Not
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/ghosts.htm
Want to see Proof they exist?
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/ghosts.htm
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IT GROWS
One day, when the teacher walked to the black
board, she
noticed someone had written the word "penis" in
tiny letters.
She turned to the class, scanned the boys and
girls, looking
for the guilty face. Finding not a guilty face in
the bunch,
she quickly erased the blackboard and began her
class.
The next day, the teacher went into the classroom
and noticed,
in larger letters this time, the word "penis"
scrolled on the
blackboard. Again, she looked around the classroom
in vain
for the culprit, but found none. And so, the
teacher erased
the blackboard and proceeded with the day's
lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went
into the
classroom and found the same word written on the
blackboard,
each day, scrolled larger than the previous day.
Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the
classroom
expecting to be greeted by the same word on the
board.
Instead, she found scrolled on the blackboard:
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
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Home Inventory
This is the perfect computer program for Home
Owners and
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and much
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POLITICS
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
way: I'm
the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me
Capitalism.
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so
we'll
call her the Government. We're here to take care
of your
needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny,
we'll
consider her the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we'll
call him the Future. Now, think about that and see
if that
makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about
what Dad
has said. Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the
baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes
to his
parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting
to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding
the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed
with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his
father, "Dad,
I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own
words what
you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is
screwing
the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the
People are being ignored and the Future is in deep
shit."
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