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INTRODUCTION:
Who'd want to read in intro when they've got fun
pages and
cartoons to visit and jokes to read? Nobody of
course... so
I don't think I'll write one today.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Mary had a little lamb...that's what she gets for
sleeping
in the barn
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CARTOON TIME:
Not A Good Position
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Race round a track at high speeds on a motorbike.
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Color Trick...
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JUST A KISS
A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly
shouts out
"Doctor, kiss me!"
The Doctor looks at her and says, "It's against
the code of
ethics to kiss you."
About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out
"Doctor,
please, kiss me just once!"
Again he refuses, apologetically, and says "As a
doctor I
simply cannot kiss you."
Finally, another 15 minutes pass, and the woman
pleads with
her doctor;
"Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!"
"Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss
you. In
fact, I probably shouldn't even be screwing you
right now."
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THE BLIND MAN
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The
waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the
blind man
and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the
menu.
Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous
customer, I'll
smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the
dirty
dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns
to the
blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind
man puts
the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and
mashed
potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself
as he
walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be
the
owner's wife and he tells her what had just
happened. The
blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days
later the
blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings
him a menu
again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get
you a
dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty
fork and
brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says,
"That smells
great, I take the Macaroni and cheese with
broccoli.
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner
thinks the
blind man is screwing around with him and tells
his wife
that the next time the blind man comes in he's
going
to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the
following week,
but this time the owner saw him coming and runs to
the
kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork
around your
vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary
complies and
hands her husband the fork back.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner
is ready
and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I
remembered you
and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a
deep whiff
and says, "Hey, I didn't know that Mary worked
here?"
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