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Buy Your Loved One Funny Underwear, T-Shirts and
Ties
or you could buy some Bum Shorts just for kicks
:-)
Make your husband smart and proud as he goes into
the
office wearing his tie featuring either Smiley
Faces,
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the
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INTRODUCTION:
I got sent an email from friends I know yesterday
telling me
they'd moved... from time to time you get a
personal message
that is just so relevant you need to share it with
the rest
of the world... so here it is:
We've Moved...
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Have a terrific Tuesday... smile because tomorrow
it's
wonderful Wednesday :-D
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and
then.
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CARTOON TIME:
Advantages Of Being Short
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Sperm Bank Complaint
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'Giving' Head Shots
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FUN PAGE
Fishy
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Short Test
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Random Fun Page...
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AT THE HOSPITAL
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the
hospital just
before she was about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare,
went up to
the surgeon who was going to perform the operation
and said
"Doctor, I'm worried about my friend. What if her
body
rejects the organ?"
The doctor replied "Well, she's 34 years old and
is in
extremely good health, except for her heart
condition. How
long has she been in the business?"
The patient's friend replied "She's been working
since she
was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with
anything?"
"Well," said the doctor, "if she's been working
for 16 years
and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's
about to
start now!"
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NUPTIAL RECIPROCATION
A husband and wife were sitting home one evening
watching
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire."
The husband looks at the wife and says, "C'mon
honey, let's
go upstairs and fool around."
The wife says, "No!"
The husband says, "Aw, c'mon. Let's go upstairs
and fool
around."
The wife again says, "No!"
The husband asks, "Is that your final answer?"
The wife says, "Yes, that is my final answer."
The husband then asks, "Well then, can I phone a
friend?"
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