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INTRODUCTION:
Hello and welcome to another week! I'd been
feeling a bit
rubbish the last couple of days. After being
really quite
ill on Saturday I had an okish nights sleep on
Saturday
night and Sunday seemed to go quite well. I had a
good time
and felt pretty ok as well. I had a good nights
sleep last
night and feel in pretty good shape today.
Seeing as it's a lovely day... I thought I'd send
you a
good morning message. I'm afraid I don't have the
technology
to make sure you all read this in the morning.
That's due
to a little something called 'time zones'... I'm
doing well
if most of you get this on the same day!
Anyway, here's the good morning message to inspire
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Have a great one!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
According to a new survey, women say they feel
more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they
do
undressing in front of other woman; they say that
women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are just grateful. - Jay Leno
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GOOD LUCK MR GORSKY
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11
Lunar
Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set
foot on
the moon. His first words after stepping on the
moon,
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap
for
mankind", were televised to Earth and heard by
millions.
But just before he re-entered the lander, he made
the
enigmatic remark: "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky".
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark
concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However,
upon
checking, there was no Gorsky in either the
Russian or
American space programs. Over the years many
people
questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr.
Gorsky"
statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On uly 5,
1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering
questions
following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26
year old
question to Armstrong. This time he finally
responded.
Mr. Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt he
could
answer the question. In 1938 when he was a kid in
a small
Midwest town, he was playing baseball with a
friend in the
backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed
in his
neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. His
neighbors were
Mr.and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up
the ball,
young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting to Mr.
Gorsky.
"Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid
next door
walks on the moon!" True story!!
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THE GOOD, THE BAD ANDE THE NAUGHTY
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Naughty girls unbutton your pants
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Naughty girls wax your nutsack
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Naughty girls do it with whips and chains
Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any
Naughty girls don't really give a shit
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without
a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a
strand of pearls
Naughty girls want a " pearl necklace "
Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms
Naughty girls pack their dildos
Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use
it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection
Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed
Naughty girls make you wear high heels
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to
have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place
Naughty girls have sex all over the place
Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do too, but only for starters
Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama
Sutra
Good girls say no.
Bad girls say when?
Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan
and scream a lot.
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to
bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go
home.
Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy
there and then go home
with two of them.
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