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Talking Parrot
Speak to this incredible parrot and watch him come
to life
moving his wings and beak while repeating what you
said in
his own voice! Check out a few of the samples -
these are
only samples, this mimicking parrot will repeat
WHATEVER you
say!
Takes 2 AA batteries and 1 9 volt. Has loop to
hang just
about anywhere. Action is totally voice activated!
Actual
parrot is HUGE - 10 inches tall w/o the stand -
and very
brightly colored!
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INTRODUCTION:
It's the weekend!!!
http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/weekend.htm
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QUICK JOKE
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:
"I can
lick any man in the place!"
The nearest customer looks him up and down, then
says:
"Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first
time in a
gay bar?"
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CARTOON TIME:
Striking A Balance
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Flossing
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200408/011.htm
Nudist Dance
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200408/012.htm
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FUN PAGE
A new putt-ing aid
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Here is a great breakout type game...
Smashing...
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A RIDE IN A TAXI
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't
stop staring
at her. She asks him why is he staring, and he
replies, "I
have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
perform oral
sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I
am single,
and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley." He
does,
and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they
get back
on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes
out.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
must
confess I'm married and I'm A Prodestant."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Keith, and
I'm on my
way to a Halloween Party."
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AT A CERTAIN AGE SEX BECOMES DANGEROUS
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a
beautiful
22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a
checkup a
couple of weeks before the wedding date. The
doctor looks
him over and says, "Bill, you seem completely
healthy but I
must tell you one thing."
"What's that?", asks the millionaire.
"At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need
to watch
it, take care it could be really deadly" the
doctor replies.
Bill thinks for a minute and then says, "What the
hell, if
she dies, she dies."
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