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INTRODUCTION:
I'm rushing today... have a great weekend!
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QUICK JOKE
There once was a dentist named Stone
Who saw all his patients alone.
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
And my, how his practice has grown!
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SPECIAL FENCE
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