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INTRODUCTION:
I came accross this and thought I had to share it
with you
all, it's slightly PG but nothing that wouldn't be
shown
on TV clip shows. You'll need a keen eye to spot
it though!
House For Sale...
http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/forsale.htm
Have a great day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass,
and grabbed her ass;
And now his two front teeth are missing.
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CARTOON TIME:
Quick To Cum
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200407/079.htm
Clinton Presidential Library
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Donation To Science
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200407/081.htm
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FUN PAGE
Todays game is a bit like Frogger but it involves
sheep.
It's actually quite playable and has nice
background music.
Sheepish...
http://www.ezines4all.com/games/sheepish/index.htm
For those of you too old to enjoy playing games,
why not
have a little look at the fun page below.
Are You Over The Hill?...
http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/overthehill.htm
Don't forget to share these fun pages and toons
with your
friends!
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WARMING UP
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an
old buggy one
cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to
the mother, "My
hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands between your
legs. The body
heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and
her hands
warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her
boyfriend, and he
said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs,
they'll warm
up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in
the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It
will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving
with the
daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy
with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a
penis.
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do
you ask?"
The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a
mess when they
defrost!"
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SAD OLD LADY
Aging Maria was a 93 year-old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death of
her
husband Salvatore. She decided that she would
just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
quickly, she took out Salvatore's old Army pistol
and
made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly broken in the first
place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and burden to someone, she called her
doctor
to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would
be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would
be
just below your left breast."
Later that night, Maria was admitted to the
hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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