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INTRODUCTION:
I hope the weekend was wonderful with water
watching
wonders which went well without weeping wimps
winding
wierd watches without whispering.
And that concludes todays lesson on words
beginning with
'W'.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Bill: I think that the cute little pharmacist down
at
the drugstore is stuck up.
Doug: Why do you say that?
Bill: Well, I ask her out every month when I go in
to
get my herpes and hemorrhoid medicines, but she
just
looks at me like I'm a leper or something.
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PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: $29.99: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: $29.99: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their
forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets
ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic! : Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her
life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of
seamen.
Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there,
either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically
the same
thing ;-)
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RETRIEVERING A BITCH OF A TAIL
Years ago, I worked briefly for a dog breeder.
She was a real bitch a big husky gal who wouldn't
take
Shi-tzu's from anybody. She was constantly
hounding me
about putting out the chow too early saying it
would
rottweiler dogs were out exercising.
I really wanted to boxer ears and maybe even make
the Doberman pinscher, but instead I tried to
setter
down and give her some pointers about dealing with
people.
Well, when I tried to do this, she got really mad
and
spitz in my face. After that I decided to walk
out,
leaving her and her son Kenny to run the business.
Maybe Kennel have better luck with her!
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