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INTRODUCTION:
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2 ants have a race around the toilet seat.
1 ant wins & waits 2 hours for his friend.
"Where have you been?"
"I got pissed off!"
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FILL IN THE BLANKS
There was a father and son who were always in
competition
with each other.
One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a
university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week
later he
returned from his trip looking very down in the
dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing
letter'
questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score
of 75%.
It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the boy
replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam
myself," the
father said. So off to the university he went. A
week
later the father returned from his trip looking
very
down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing
letter'
questions about first aid and I got them all wrong
but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What
do you do
when you come across a lady which has fainted. You
feel her
pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is
pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong
as well."
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GET IT OFF
Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The
only
female around is a gorilla on the other end of the
island.
After one whole month the guys arall sitting
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Garry stands up and says, "I'm so horny, I can't
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other side
of the island with his pals right behind him.
They catch the gorilla, each guy grabs an arm or
leg and
Garry puts the bag over the gorilla's head. He
climbs on
top of the gorilla and begins to do the nasty.
The gorilla fights and struggles and finally gets
an arm
free and she wraps it around Garry's back. Then
she gets
both feet free and wraps them around Garry's
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gets her other arm free and grabs on to his hips
and starts
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Garry yells to his buddies...."Get it off!! Get it
off!!
They said, "You're on top, we can't get her off of
you."
Garry said... "No, I mean the bag..I want to kiss
the bitch!"
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