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INTRODUCTION:
I've been busy at the doctors today so you'll just
have to
wait until tomorrow or the next day to hear about
my time
away.
Have a great day.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
What did Father say when he learned you're
pregnant?" asked
little Mary's mother.
Little Mary answered, "Should I leave out the
profanity?"
"Yes, of course!" Mary's mom replied.
"Nothing."
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FUN PAGE
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DAD'S JOB
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the
teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All
the typical
answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman.
Johnny, however, was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if
the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some
screaming fag
and take it up the arse."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to
work on some
colouring and took little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he really plays for
"Manchester United", but
I was too embarrassed to say"
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BROKEN NOSE
A girl meets her girlfriend.
Whassup? You look so pale.
I'm going to drown myself.
What's the problem?
No one wants to fuck me. My cunt stinks.
Relax. I'll introduce you to a boxer. His nose is
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She meets the boxer, they're in the bed, suddenly
the man gets up and
starts putting his clothes on.
Hey, what's the wrong?
Your cunt stinks!
Your nose is broken! You can't smell it!
Yea, but my eyes are full of tears.
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