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INTRODUCTION:
I just wanted to remind those of you who've not
yet seen it
that you HAVE to watch the hilarious Bush Kerry
cartoon
called 'This Land' it is really funny.
We've got a link to it here for your convenience.
Don't miss
out, this is the cartoon EVERYONE is talking
about.
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/thisland.htm
Have a fantastic weekend!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
My husband had been stationed in Europe and away
from home
for what seemed like years when I went for my
annual
gynecological checkup.
My doctor asked the usual questions, including
what I was
using for birth control.
I gave the only possible response I could: "The
Atlantic
Ocean."
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CARTOON TIME:
Taken Down
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200407/007.htm
A Bit Of This In Every Straight Man
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200407/008.htm
Too Hot To Handle
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200407/009.htm
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instructions here all you need to be able to do to
play is
hit the space bar at the right time really... but
even that
is harder that you'd think.
Mission To Mars...
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DUCKS COVERED IN CRAP
A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the
woods.
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with
crap, crossed
her path. "Oh, dear," the lady said, "come on,
I'll clean you!"
She took a Kleenex from her purse and whipped the
duck
clean. After finishing, she urged the duck away
saying, "Be
careful next time!"
She walked on and another duck, with crap all over
it, crossed
her way.
Again, she took out a Kleenex and cleaned the
little duck. She
warned this one as well and the duck took off.
Soon after, she
encountered a third duck with the same problem and
for the third
time she tended the duck, Muttering, "What have
you all been
doing?"
She continued to walk when suddenly she heard a
voice from
the bushes. "Hey, lady!" sounded a male voice in
distress.
"Yes?" she replied.
He asked. "Do you have a Kleenex?"
"No, not anymore," she answered.
He said, "Too bad. I guess I'll just have to use
another duck."
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JEANNIE THE GENIE
Big Jock met a gorgeous blonde at a bar one night.
Well, as always, he performed as well as one would
expect of
an athlete in his condition.
After it was all said and done, the blonde whose
name was
Jeannie said, "I am truly a Genie and you have
satisfied me
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you three
wishes."
Big Jock couldn't believe his luck. He then said,
"Well for
my 1st wish, I would like to become the most
famous
Quarterback in history. For my 2nd wish, I'd like
to be the
most famous Goalie in history. And for my final
wish, I
would like to be History's most famous Pitcher."
Jeannie then said, "Well Big Boy, that's quite an
order but
I can do it. It'll take me a year or so, but all
your wishes
will come true."
In January, Big Jock was the 1st Quarterback to
throw 11
consecutive touchdown passes leading his team to
the biggest
score and Super Bowl win in History.
In May, Jock was the 1st Goalie to post 15
consecutive
shutouts on his team's way to winning the Stanley
Cup.
The following October, his 3rd wish came true.
Jock found
himself turned into the Mona Lisa.
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