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INTRODUCTION:
I read a very interesting article about George
Bush today
and thought I'd share it with you.
It tells in detail about just what kind of man is
running
the USA, for instance did you know he is taking
powerful
anti-depressant drugs?
The article can be accessed via...
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/bush.htm
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
I heard that she'd never say no
To oral sex. Just 10 bucks a blow.
But when down on her knees,
I said, "Oh, baby, please
Move up, you're too low, that's my toe!"
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CARTOON TIME:
Lip Reading 101...
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200406/076.htm
Kids Going To Be In Trouble...
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200406/077.htm
Chronic Erection...
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200406/078.htm
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FUN PAGE
This is some kind of basketball type game... hmmm,
silly
American sport for tall people... freaks. Haven't
you heard
of shinty? A bit like hockey but without silly
rules like
you're not allowed to hit opponents over the head
with
the sticks... and no wimpy think like pads and
helmets.
I mean... American Football is Rugby but they take
breaks
every 30 seconds because all the players are so
fat and
they wear helmets and pads so they don't get hurt!
Awwww,
play a real sport where you have to be tough!!!
Anyway, here's your basketball.
Shootin' Hoops...
http://www.ezines4all.com/games/hoops/index.htm
and when you're finished with that...
Watch Hillary Cellulite! You'll have to see what
it is if
you can't guess!
Hillary Cellulite...
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/hillary/index.htm
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DOGS IN HEAT
A little girl asked her mother, "Mommy, may I take
the dog
for a walk around the block?"
Her mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
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soaked it
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with it and
said, "Okay,you can go now, but keep Susie on the
leash
and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a short time
later with
the leash but without the dog. Her Dad asked,
"Where is
Susie?"
The little girl said, "She will be here in a
minute. She ran
out of gas about halfway down the block and
another dog is
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