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INTRODUCTION:
Today we had some new furniture delivered and it
made me
think of one of those questions. Why do they build
furniture
that is wider than doors BUT maybe the question is
why do
they build doors that are narrower than pieces of
furniture so my question is what is the question?
If you've ever heard the Bernard Cribbins song
'Right Said
Fred' then you'll have a pretty good idea what
went on, if
you've never heard that song then download it so
that you
can know what I'm talking about... eventually it
all got in.
Take care and have a great day.
As always... remember not to work too hard (just
don't
blame me if you get fired).
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night,
staring at a
blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.
Finally
his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks
over and
asks, "How do you get into those pants?" The young
woman
looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start
by
buying me a drink."
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CARTOON TIME:
KFC - Kentucky F*ck Chicken...
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Sex-A-Go-Round...
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Hiding Feelings...
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FUN PAGE
This is a platform-type game which is actually
fairly
difficult (well, I think so... maybe I'm just a
little
rusty on platform games) let me know if you think
differently.
Alien Hominid...
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I WANNA BE A BUILDER
Little Martin is six years old. One day while he
was
pestering his mother, she said, 'Why don't you go
across the street and watch the construction
workers
building the home, maybe you will learn
something.'
Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home
his mother asked him what he had learned, Martin
replied...
'Well first you put the goddamn door up. Then the
son of a
bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the
cocksucker down.
Then you have to shave a cunt hair off each side
and put
the motherfucker back up.'
Martin's mother said, 'You just wait till your
father
gets home!'
When Martin's father got home the mother asked him
to
ask Martin what he had learned that day. When
Martin
told him the whole story, dad said, 'Martin, go
outside and get me a switch.' Martin replied,
'Fuck
you, that's the Electrician's job'
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PICKING UP $500
A guy was walking down the street, and on his way
he
sees a beautiful chick with a very short skirt.
The
guy approaches her and says to her, "My god,
you're
so hot!!! With this kind of look I've got to fuck
you! Nothing can be avoided, and no matter what,
I've got
to fuck you!"
The chick is very shocked and she asks him,
"What!?
In the middle of the street!?"
The guy answers, "I've got to do it in the primary
opportunity! So I'll give you an offer. I'll drop
$500 on the sidewalk and while you pick it up,
I'll
be able to do everything I want. OK?"
The lady seems to look intense. Then she decides
to
call her friend. She told her friend the story,
looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's
not a
big problem - as long as you pick up the $500, it
wouldn't be long time while he gets his fireman
out
of his pants... Just take the money & run!"
The next day the same friend sees the lady walking
like an old woman. The friend asks her, "What
happened to you!?"
The lady answered nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch
dropped $500 in Quarters..."
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