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INTRODUCTION:
I came accross a little something that
demonstrates what you
can do with your two hands, some paint and an
awful lot of
spare time, just take a look at this handy work...
http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/hands.htm
Have a great day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
There once was a farmer from Hay
Whose hens all refused to lay.
The trouble was Brewster,
The champion rooster,
Because Brewster, the rooster, was gay.
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CARTOON TIME:
Inside The Statue Of Liberty...
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200406/067.htm
Tooth Ache...
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200406/068.htm
One Handed Shot...
http://www.ezines4all.com/at200406/069.htm
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FUN PAGE
Bouncy bounce bounce bounce... but it's fun!
Kaboom2...
http://www.ezines4all.com/games/kaboom2.htm
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IN THE MALE BRAIN
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell
which by
mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She
looked
around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but heard no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder,
but
still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone
and
scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO!!! IS
THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far
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down here..."
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THE KNOB
A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon
for a
facelift. The doctor told her of a new procedure
called
"The Knob."
A small knob is implanted in the back of a woman's
head
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problems."
"First of all, I've got these terrible bags under
my eyes
and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't
bags, those
are your breasts."
She replied, "Oh . . . well, I guess that explains
the
goatee."
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