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INTRODUCTION:
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2. It is important to find a woman who can make
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3. It is important to find a woman who you can
trust and
who doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to find a woman who is good in
bed and
who likes to be with you.
5. It is very important that these four women
don't know
each other.
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The doctor suggests "When you feel like you are
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Later that day he went to the store and bought a
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Moments later the man feels the sudden urge to
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Next day when the man went back to the doctors and
was asked how
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the pistol my
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door neighbor came
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THE WRONG THING IN THE WRONG PLACE
A trucker goes into the truck stop restaurant and
orders a
bowl of chicken noodle soup. After eating a little
bit of
it he finds a hair in it. He starts yelling and
cussing,
then storms out of there.
The waitress follows him across the street to the
whorehouse.
She tells the Madam to watch the son-of-a-bitch
because he
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So the Madam goes into his room, and there he is
with his
head buried between the prostitute's legs.
"LOOK AT YOU!" she screams. "You wouldn't pay for
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He slowly pulls his head out from between the
girls legs and
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I find a
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