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INTRODUCTION:
Hello and welcome to another fun packed issue with
cartoons
and jokes for amusement.
God bless all of you on the most special and
precious day of
the week - Sunday - the saviours day :-) No need
to ask who
that means as there is only one saviour and that
is Christ
alone :-)
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: What is 60 foot long and stinks of piss?
A: A conga in an old people's home!
Q: What's the difference between toilet paper and
toast?
A: Toast is brown on both sides.
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CARTOON TIME:
A Reply To Spam...
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Unbalanced...
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Little Black Dress...
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FUN PAGE
I got the URL for yesterdays fun page wrong so
let's try
again.
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/goldenballs/index.htm
I found this one and thought it's worth sharing,
it's quite
a large file so be patient with the download as
it's well
worth the wait:
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CARMEN
A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a
young lady
at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he
decided
to offer her a drink and make small talk. She
accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name. Did your mother or father
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that?"
"Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen
from
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"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like
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is how I got my name. What's your name?"
"Beerpussy," the man replied.
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TIME KEEPING
A cowboy was walking in the woods one day and he
comes to a
clearing. There on a blanket was a naked Indian
with an
erection.
"What are you doing?" the cowboy asks.
The Indian answers, "Me tell time."
"OK. If you are so good, what time is it?"
The Indian looks down at his penis and the shadow
it made and
said, "It two o'clock."
The cowboy looks at his watch and says, "By Golly,
you are
right!"
The cowboy starts walking again and comes upon
another naked
Indian laying on a blanket. "Don't tell me...
You're telling
time also?"
The Indian looks up at him and says, "Yes, me
telling time."
"Okay smart ass, what time is it?"
The Indian looks up at the sun and down at his
penis and says,
"It four o'clock."
The cowboy is amazed at the Indian. He keeps
walking and hours
later he comes upon an Indian on a blanket,
masturbating.
"Don't tell me you are telling time!"
Indian looks up at him and says, "No, me winding
watch."
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