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INTRODUCTION:
I was in two minds whether to send something out
tonight
which is why it's so late... that said it's a
fairly
lightweight edition that shouldn't keep you
occupied too
long into the weekend which I hope you're
enjoying.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?
A: When you pull her pants down and her ass is
still in them.
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer
and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
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THROUGH THE NIGHT
A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Texan were
discussing
lovemaking.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times,"
boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this
morning."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,"
the
Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a
wonderful
omelet and told me she could never love another
man."
When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman
smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife
last
night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"What did she say to you this morning?" asked the
Italian.
"Don't stop," said the Texan.
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POTTY TRAINING
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing
trip,
when one turned to the other and said he needed to
go to the
bathroom. So they stopped the truck and he went
behind the
bushes. When he came back the other said "That was
fast."
"Well I need to take a shit but I've got nothing
to wipe my
ass with."
The other answers, "That's easy, just go on back,
pull out
a dollar, and wipe your ass with it."
"O.K." he says as he goes back over to the bush.
Later he comes back with a really upset look on
his face
and shit all over his hands and says "That was a
terrible
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Not only did I get shit all over me, I've got 10
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