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Talking Parrot
Speak to this incredible parrot and watch him come
to life
moving his wings and beak while repeating what you
said in
his own voice! Check out a few of the samples -
these are
only samples, this mimicking parrot will repeat
WHATEVER you
say!
Takes 2 AA batteries and 1 9 volt. Has loop to
hang just
about anywhere. Action is totally voice activated!
Actual
parrot is HUGE - 10 inches tall w/o the stand -
and very
brightly colored!
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INTRODUCTION:
Welcome to another working week,
I don't really want to speak.
Here are some jokes for you,
doesn't crap poetry make you spew?
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
My husband and I were in a heated argument that
lasted over
two hours, neither of us willing to give in.
Finally, I looked at him and said: "I only have
one thing
left to say, Lorena Bobbett only got six months!"
He stared at me, thinking for a few seconds, then
replied:
"Yeah? Well O.J. got off scott free!"
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CARTOON TIME:
Innocent Card...
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Another Woman...
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Emergency Room Ebarrassment...
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FUN PAGE
Spot The Differences...
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SIX LITTLE BLACK KITTENS
One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to
his wife.
"How lovely, dear," she said, "What's the
occasion?"
"I want to make love to you" he said simply.
"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."
The next night, Jerry came home with a big box of
chocolates
and explained that he wanted to make love with
her.
"I'm awfully tired, honey" said his wife.
"Not tonight."
Every night for a week Jerry brought home
something, but
each time his wife's answer was no. Finally he
came home
with six black kittens with little red bows around
their
necks and handed them to his wife.
"How adorable, Jerry," she exclaimed. "But what
are they
for?"
"These are six little pallbearers for your dead
pussy."
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HARD TIMES
Harry and his wife are having hard financial
times, so they
decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,
"Stand in
front of that bar and pick up a guy.
Tell him a hundred bucks.
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around
the corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up
and says,
"How much?
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "Shit. All I've got is thirty."
She says,"Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get
for
thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for
thirty
dollars is a hand job.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his
pants, and
out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says,
"I'll be
right back."
She runs back around the corner and says
breathlessly,
"Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?".
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