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INTRODUCTION:
Back to the 'dancing series', here we have Cherie
Blair...
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QUICK JOKE
Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some good news and some
bad news,
Liz."
Liz: "Well, give me the good news first, Doc."
Doctor: "Your lab tests came back today, and your
crabs are
all gone."
Liz: Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?"
Doctor: "We don't know what killed them."
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CARTOON TIME:
The Perfect Woman...
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Discrimination...
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Pet My Puppy...
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GERMAN COUPLE WANTED TO HAVE A BABY
A German couple who, after 8 frustrating years of
failing to
have a baby, sought help from the University
Clinic of Lubek
only to be told that they must have s*ex if they
want to have
a baby.
According to a University spokesperson, "When we
asked them
how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and
said:
'What do you mean?'". "We are not talking retarded
people
here," the spokesperson continued, "but a couple
who were
brought up in a religious environment who were
simply unaware,
after eight years of marriage, of the physical
requirements
necessary to procreate."
The couple, also smiling for the first time, are
now being
given appropriate counseling ... and a high speed
Internet
connection.
The University, amazed to have found a man who
actually
thinks only with his brain, is undertaking a study
to see
if there are other such couples.
Charlotte Observer (Charlotte, North Carolina)
3-Jun-04
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ONE BAD NUN
The nuns at the local convent had their daily
announcement
session. The mother superior walked out in front
of the 100
nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She
began to
speak...
Mother Superior: There had been a sinful deed
committed here yesterday.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: Today I found a pair a men's
underwear.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And I also found a condom.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And it has been used!
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And there was a hole in it!
1 nun: Oh, No!
99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!...
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