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INTRODUCTION:
Proof that the world's gone mad!!! We've found a
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QUICK JOKE
A man has 27 parts that don't work for him.
20 nails that don't nail
1 belly button that doesn't button
2 tits that don't milk
1 cock that doesn't crow
2 balls that don't bounce
1 ass that doesn't do any work
So what are you women smiling at?
You have a pussy that doesn't catch mice!
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FUN PAGE
Kick some field goals but the higher the level the
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THE UNION WAY
A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,
decided to
check out the local brothels nearby. When he got
to the
first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls
get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man
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unionized shop. His search continued until finally
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The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut
do the
girls get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!!!" the UAW man said. He
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night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then
gesturing
to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel
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HAPPY BUTT
A lovely little girl is entering class for the
first time
when a friendly little boy approaches her.
"My name's Ted," he says, "What's yours?"
"Happy Butt," the little girl replies.
"I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!,"
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shouts.
He goes to the teacher and says that the little
girl
has lied to him about her name.
"What is your name?" asks the teacher.
"Happy Butt," says the little girl.
"No, no," the teacher says. "What is your real
name?"
"Happy Butt," the little girl insists.
"Shame on you for lying," says the teacher.
"You go straight to the principal's office right
this minute!"
"Why are you here?" the principal asks.
"They think I'm lying when I tell them my name is
Happy
Butt," the little girl says.
"Your name can't be Happy Butt," the principal
says.
"I'm going to call your mother and straighten this
out.
You mustn't lie to us about your name." The
principal calls
the mother and says, "We have your little girl
here
and she keeps telling us her name is 'Happy
Butt.'"
"Oh," says the mother, "that's Gladys."
"Little girl," the principal says, "your mother
says your
name is Gladys."
The little girl says, "Happy Butt, Glad Ass,
what's the
difference?"
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