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QUICK JOKE
Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public
park by a
policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for
their act of
public indecency, they bolted away. The cop
pursued after
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CAN'T DO IT THAT WAY ANYMORE
Willie comes home from work, as he walks in the
door Ethel
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upstairs!"
Willie replies, "OK. That's one of my favorite
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sense!"
Willie explains, "The boss called me in the office
today and
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TIGERS TEES
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger
Woods drives
his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas
station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner,
unaware who
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They're called tees," replied Tiger.
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