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INTRODUCTION:
For reasons that I won't go into yesterdays
mailing didn't
arrive in your mailboxes until early this morning
for which
I can only say 'sorry'. I had considered not
mailing
anything today but decided it was best not to make
you go
without. I'll keep this intro brief today as
you've had two
lots of jokes to get through. Tomorrow I might
tell you
about our trip to tour the Royal Yacht Britannia
which we
went round on Monday.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
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SMOKE INHILATION
The firemen finally get a huge fire under control,
and
Chief Brown has all of his men accounted for
except Olson
and Rosolino. After a few minutes' search, the
chief looks
down an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over
a trash
can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Olson
is banging
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Chief Brown says, "What the hell is going on?"
Olson says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke
inhalation."
The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed
to give
him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"
Olson says, "I did, Chief, but then one thing led
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FOR IT IS WRITTEN
There once was a priest who had to spend the night
in a
hotel. He got in his room and opened up the
Gideon's Bible
to page 1, then called the front desk and asked
the hat
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The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser
opens to the
first page where someone had written in pencil:
"The hat check girl puts out!"
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