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INTRODUCTION:
Today it's my big sisters 25th birthday, most
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well as the
present I've got for her and I'm sure our Dad is
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"Well in that case I better take that exam
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"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing
letter'
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but
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"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What
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