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INTRODUCTION:
Have you ever noticed that time flies much quicker
late at
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away to
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I don't need an alarm to get me up in the
morning... I need
one to tell me to go to bed.
Come to think of it, they end up being set around
about the
same time in the morning.
Tiredly,
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Jill was in Las Vegas and winning big at the Let
It
Ride table.
She told her husband, "Tonight, you sleep with a
rich
woman." Before long though, she had lost
everything.
As they left the casino, her husband said, "So, am
I
to go to this rich woman's room, or is she coming
to
ours?"
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BULLSHITTING
The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having
a
bullshit session on this cruise ship.
The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that
are so
big they take all day to be shorn."
The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our
cattle are so
big the steaks have to be turned with a fork
lift."
The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women
with
pussies this big." (He then stretched his hands so
wide it'd
do the biggest fish justice.)
"How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank.
"They stretch."
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OLD AGE TALENTS
An old man and old woman met after both became
residents at a
retirement home. They began to get pretty
friendly, and really
enjoyed each others company.
After about 3 weeks of getting to know each other,
the old man
said to the woman, "I know we are both old and
can't do much
sexually anymore, but if I pulled out my penis,
would you hold
it?"
The woman did not see what that would hurt, so she
said she
would. Every day for the next month the couple
would sit in the
park by the lake and the old woman would hold the
man's penis.
One day the man didn't show up at their regular
meeting place.
The woman became concerned and set out to search
for him. Further
down the shore she spotted him sitting on a bench,
with another
woman beside him. She walked up to the bench to
find his penis in
the other woman's hand.
This upset her very much and she yelled at the old
man, "We have
been together for 2 months now, I thought we were
getting along
just fine. Now I find you here with this other
woman. What does
she have that I don't?"
"Parkinson's!" replied the old man with a smile.
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