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INTRODUCTION:
I was a little too busy to write anything during
the
weekend, you all have my sincere apologies. I went
to the
Falkirk Wheel and the one word I have to describe
it was
'slow', and even someone who's one hundred and
twenty twelve
would find it boring... hardly a thrill seekers
ride, oh
well at least I can say I've tried it... hardly a
tourist
attraction I'd be wanting to go back to, almost as
disappointing as the sea life centre in
Blackpool... if I'd
wanted to look at fish in a tank I could have done
that at
my local pet store.
When I want entertained I want proper
entertainment... I
want inverted rollercoasters which fly of the end
of the
track then free fall 500 metres into water only to
be
spurted straight back up into the air by some kind
of super
jet thingy... all whilst spinning around upside
down. I
want a real rush of adrenalin!!!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: I dunno. The bastards all run away when the
light goes on.
Q: Have you heard about the new extra-large
tampon?
A: It's called a "Tightwad."
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MARRIAGE
The farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling
his pud,
and the old man exclaims, "Son, if you are old
enough to do
that, then you are old enough to get married."
The next day the farmer takes his son across the
hollow and
arranges a wedding between his boy and the
neighbor's
daughter. The two are soon married and move in
with the
groom's father. The next morning, the farmer
father comes
behind the barn and discovers his son flailing
away, just
as before.
"Son, I got you married so you wouldn't have to do
that!"
"Ah, pa, she ain't got no grip at all!
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THE MARINE IN IRAQ
A squad of Marines was driving up the highway
between Basra
and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly
injured
and unconscious Nearby, on the opposite side of
the road,
was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid
was given
to both men, the marine was asked what had
happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and
moving north
along the highway. Coming south was a heavily
armed Iraqi
solder."
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable piece
of shit, and he yelled back ' Bush, Cheney,
Rumsfeld and
Rice are miserable pieces of shit.'
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck
hit us."
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FATHERS DAY IS COMING!!!
Don't know what to get? All Fathers have a sense
of humor
whether they display it or not, get something
funny for your
Dad. You'll be amazed at just how many funny gags
we have
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