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INTRODUCTION:
If you're pro-war (and probably pro hunting, pro
hitting
kids, pro wife beating etc) then don't bother
reading the
last joke and then complaining to me. If you don't
want to
read it you don't have to. And don't bother
sending me any
emails telling me that I don't have any right to
voice my
political views. Last time I checked I owned this
list and
I was living in a country where we're still
allowed to voice
our opinions. It's just a shame the internet is
one of the
only forms of media which isn't controlled by the
same
people that control our countries.
Bush and Blair tell us they're freeing the people
of Iraq
from an opressive regime. Sure, to us that regime
is bad,
we don't believe in the way people in many of
these
countries are treated but bombing them isn't going
to make
things better. Freeing them from violence by using
force
doesn't bring them up to the levels of our
'civilised'
cultures instead it reduces us to a level below
them.
Bye bye to all the unsubscribers :-)
Controversially,
Phil <---Getting ready to hit the 'delete' key on
any mail
that is abusive... pro war people tend to be
aggressive!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: How can a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist.
Q: How did the gynecologist know his patient was
horny?
A: He read her lips.
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1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of
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2. There is no need for dice in role-playing.
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4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not
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QUESTIONS
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about
the war.
After his talk,he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him what his
name is. "Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions......
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of
the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush
informs
the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh
that's right question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks him what his name
is.
"Stevie."
"And what is your question, Stevie?"
"I have 5 questions...............
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more
votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes
early?
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