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INTRODUCTION:
OK, yet more on he beurocracy front...
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Hey Phil,
I've got one of those "your tax dollars at work"
stories for
you. Nothing like being in a City Hospital
My grandfather was in his eighties when he
developed cancer.
He had Medicare and Medicaid to cover all of his
medical
expenses. He was being treated at a local city
hospital on
an Outpatient and Inpatient basis.
However the Hospital kept sending him bills. When
he
received these bills I would have to make a trip
to the
Hospital's Billing Ofiice, where they would ask me
for his
Insurance Cards, and after they verified them, the
charges
would be dismissed. This was constant problem that
seemed
to occur every few weeks and continued months
after his
death.
He passed away on July 17,1998, after which I
still kept
receiving bills. I sent them back with a letter
stating
that he passed away in THEIR HOSPITAL, and
enclosed copies
of his Insurance cards. I asked them to please fix
this
error and STOP sending me bills because frankly it
was
getting annoying.
Then I received another bill, as I was looking it
over I
noticed that they had charges on the bill for
procedures
performed in September 1998, October 1998,
November 1998,
and January 1999.
I returned this bill to them with yet another
letter and
inquired as to HOW they could have performed those
last
procedures on him months after he had been dead
and buried.
That must have done it, because I never heard from
them
again.
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With my medical history/status I'm just glad I
don't live in
the USA, anyone who insured me would be
bankrupt... just on
a months worth of prescriptions.. I wish they
could invent
one super pill that just made you 'better'.
Maybe governments should spend more money on the
elderly,
infirm, sick and disabled instead of blowing up
peoples
houses and making them injured, disabled and dead
too.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
"I once made love to my wife for over an hour. Of
course,
that was the day we turned the clocks ahead."
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BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his
favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick,
bring me a
beer before it starts."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him
a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me
another beer.
It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought
him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer
before it
starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You
waltz in
here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello
to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
all day
long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
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HAIR FROM AN ASS
A guy was spending the night with a married couple
in their
apartment. Since they didn't have a couch, they
let him share
their bed with them.
Once they all went to bed and the husband fell
asleep, the
wife whispered in the guy's ear, "Pull a hair from
my
husband's ass; if he is asleep we can have sex."
The guy pulled a hair from the husband's ass, and
he didn't
wake up, so the guy proceeded to make it with the
wife. Not
satisfied, the wife told him to do it a second,
then a third
time, which he happily did.
Finally, the husband rolled over and said wearily,
"It's bad
enough that you're fucking my wife in the same bed
as me, but
do you have to use my ass as a scoreboard?"
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