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INTRODUCTION:
Hi folks,
Here is a response I received to one of the jokes
I sent out
about credit cards:
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Hi Phil,
I sent your "Cancel credit cards before.." to a
few friends of
mine, I thought you might enjoy one of their
responses:
That is priceless!!! It reminds me of my
experiences after Fred died,
especially when the bank insisted that Fred come
in to sign a paper
permitting my access to our joint safe deposit
box. I took in the urn with
his ashes and they still didn't get it.
Robert
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Have a great day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
An employment interviewer for a big company in New
York
was talking to an attractive young woman applying
for a job.
Looking over the application form, the interviewer
noticed
that the girl had not answered one important
question
concerning transportation to and from work.
"What about your bus line?" the interviewer asked
her.
"I don't believe I mentioned it," came the pleased
reply,
"but it's a 36C."
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SLEEPING AROUND
A woman goes into the doctor because she's missed
a couple
of periods and takes a test, revealing she's
pregnant. So
she goes into the doctor to confirm the results,
and finds
out she's about 3 1/2 months pregnant.
"Hmmmm." she says.
"Is this not good news?" he says to her.
No, not necessarily. The problem is that I've been
with 5
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idea who the
father could be!"
Well, it looks as though you may want to contact
each of
them and have them come in for DNA testing. Then
you'll
know for sure." Said the Doc.
"I can't do that." She says.
"Why not?" The Doctor replies.
"Because, they've changed their Screen Names!"
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BREEDING
The other day I met a good friend of mine who is a
genetic
engineer. He was happy to tell me of his job. His
latest
project is the splicing of DNA from different
species of
birds.
First he combined the DNA from a pheasant and a
hen. It
worked! He called it a "Phen."
Next he successfully combined a pheasant and a
goose. He
called it a Phoose."
Yesterday, he explained, he finally was able to
mix a
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