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INTRODUCTION:
Well done goes to subscriber Dana McPeek who
finished 3rd in
the 34th Ball Bearing Breaker Rally in his 1973
Jensen
Healey!
Dana was kind enough to send me a picture of him
sitting at
the wheel of his car so I've made a little page
for him as a
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Congratulations from all your fellow subscribers
Dana!
We are going to be having some great fun pages
coming up in
the next few weeks so keep clicking on them as
well as the
toons and have fun!
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QUICK JOKE
A cute American tourist was in Scotland for the
first time
in her young life, and saw her first Scotsman in a
kilt.
Being a very self-assured young woman, she
approached him
and said "I've always wondered. What does a
Scotsman wear
under his kilt?"
He replied solumnly "A'm a mon o' few werrds,
lassie. Gi' me
yurr hand!"
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RIDING ON THE BUS
Little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right
behind
the driver.
The little kid starts yelling, "If my dad was a
bull and my
mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,
who continued
with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl
elephant I
would be a little elephant."
The kid went on with several animals until the bus
driver got
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and your mom was a whore?"
Johnny smiled and said, "I would be a bus driver."
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Coin Collecting has often been called the Hobby of
Kings.
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SNOOKER
Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player,
got
married and it was the first night of his
honeymoon.
His beautiful wife lay spread across the bed
wearing
only a scanty silken black nightdress.
Presently Steve came out of the bathroom totally
naked
with a long stiff erection and walked slowly to
the
foot of the bed. He didn't utter a sound but
simply
stood there looking at her and chalking the end of
his
erect penis.
This went on for over ten minutes, the only
movement
being the slow rhythmic chalking of the tip of his
penis and the movement of his head from side to
side
as he stared at her lying on the bed. Eventually,
moist
with excitement and shaking with anticipation she
tore
off her night dress and slowly spread her legs
wide
open waiting for him to take her.
Steve simply raised his eyebrows, cocked his head
to
the side and continued to slowly stroke the soft
chalk
across the glistening, throbbing penis as he
stared
intensely at the pleasures he saw between her
outspread
legs. It was too much for her to stand, writhing
in an
agony of expectation and frustration she screamed
out,
"For God's sake what are you waiting for?"
Steve gently stroked the chalk across his
throbbing penis,
blew the loose chalk off its end, smiled and
looking even
more closely between her smooth thighs quietly
told her,
"I'm trying to decide whether to go for the tight
brown or
the easy pink."
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