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INTRODUCTION:
First off congratulations to my friends (and
subscribers)
Robbie and Vicky who've finally got engaged after
living in
sin for ages. They read this using a screen-reader
called
JAWS so my decorative seperators annoy them as
does me going
meeeeeeeeecaaaagaaaaaaaazpooooooooosmmmmmmmmasdfpiojoma.
It
seems like everyone's getting married, Buffy the
daughter of
buffalo is even getting married... how that breaks
my heart.
I better start saving up for the air fare to
America so that
I can come running into the church and shout
'noooooooooo' so
then she falls into my arms and we live happily
ever after.
Lovingly,
Phil
PS We've got seperate fun pages in the lists
today... so don't
forget to check them out.
PPS I'm off to watch/endure the Eurovision Song
Contest now,
which if you've never heard of... you're probably
just as
well.
PPPS Have a great weekend.
Phil (again)
PPPPS I wasn't sure whether to put the PPPPS
before me
signing off again so I didn't but I signed off
again because
it was a while since I'd signed off the first time
so I felt
the need to sign off again... is that a sign of
madness?
PPPPPS I'm really taking the PPS now.
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QUICK JOKE
The waitress was tired of this one man always
hitting on
her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell you
what,
Lover. I'll have sex with you on two conditions.
First,
it'll cost you 50 bucks. Second, you have to
guarantee me
that bells will ring and lights will flash."
He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the
pinball
machine.
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Circumcised...
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Come At A Bad Time...
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Boob Cursor...
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PLASTIC SURGERY
A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done
on his
organ.
The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to
it.
"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer
camp. A gorgeous
buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine.
I used to
peek into her trailer and I saw she had a habit.
Each
afternoon she would take a hot dog from her
refrigerator
and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then
she'd sit on it
and have a ball. She nearly drove me crazy.
"So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her
trailer and
when she slid the hot dog in the hole, I slid it
out and slipped
my penis up through the hole. She sat down on it
and
everything was going just great until there was a
knock
at the door."
"And then?" said the doctor.
"Ah hell," the patient explained, "That's when she
tried to
kick it under the stove."
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THREE COUPLES
Three couples went to New York for a weekend but
neglected to
make hotel reservations. They were shocked to find
only two
rooms left in the entire area. Each room had only
one bed.
They took the rooms and decided to have the three
women share
one bed and the three men share the other. In the
middle of the
night, one man got up to leave.
Another man asked him, "What are you doing?"
The first man answered, "I'm going to see my
wife."
The second man asked, "What do you mean you're
going to see
your wife?"
The first man said, "I'm going to see my wife.
I've got the biggest
boner I've ever had!"
The second man said, "Well, then, take me with
you."
The first man said, "Why should I take you with
me?"
The second man answered, "Because you're holding
my dick."
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