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Understanding Solar Power
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answers
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INTRODUCTION:
Not a lot of people know that JokesUncut and
DafterLafter
aren't the only lists I've ever had.
I started off in 1999 with Hilarity and
HilarityJnr, they
were great. I was inspired to start after reading
a list
called Buffalos Jokes written by a guy called Bill
Brabant.
That list was and still is a great laugh. What
made the
list great wasn't the great jokes and cartoon
links but the
personal intros which he uses every day to share a
little
bit of himself. I'm glad to have been subscribed
for the
last five years and am looking forward to the
stories he has
to tell in the next five years about his days
working with
machinery, driving along roads and days being in
the navy.
Buffalo's a great guy, visit his site where you
can sign up
for his lists at
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Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q. What's the difference between a panty and a
stage
curtain?
A. When you pull down the stage curtain, show is
over,
but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
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CARTOON TIME:
Thought Processes...
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Too Much Make-Up...
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Blame The Dog...
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FUN PAGE
Tetris...
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WHAT IS LOVE?
The teacher asked the class if anyone could give
the class
an example of love.
Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins
making a
nest together, I think that is love".
Very good said the teacher, anyone else?
Little Johnny stood up and said i think love is
"fucking".
The teacher was shocked and told little Johnny to
go home
and not to come back without a note from his
father.
The next morning Little Johnny was back in class,
the
teacher asked, "Do you have a note from your
father?"
Little Johnny said, "No, my father said love is
fucking and
anyone that says it is not is a cock sucker and he
doesn't
correspond with cock suckers."
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Turn OFF the TV and Turn ON the Fun!
52 Stimulating Toddler Activities to Entertain and
Educate
Your Toddler. Don't let your television raise your
children!
Stimulate your toddler's mind with these great
toddler
activities.
Make playtime fun for your toddler and you! These
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one when you
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CAREER IN MEDICINE?
INNER SKELETON
A 63 yr-old widow was admitted to the hospital
Recife,
Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed
that she
was carrying a 20 Inch long skeleton of a fetus
which she
conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged
outside
the womb and was never expelled from her body.
PRICKLY PAIR
In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
lacerations to
his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a
rat in
her privates..." and it bit him during sex. After
an
examination of his wife, it was revealed that she
had a
surgical needle left inside her after a recent
hysterectomy.
PING PONG ANYONE?
A 20 yr-old man came into the ER with a stony mass
in his
rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were
fooling
around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had
the idea
of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel.
The
concrete then hardened, causing constipation and
pain.
Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast
of the
man's rectum was removed... along with a ping pong
ball.
BLIND DRUNK
A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER
complaining of
severe pain while trying to remove his contact
lenses. He
said that they would come out halfway, but they
always
popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a
suction pump,
but without success. Finally, a doctor examined
him and
discovered the man did not have his contact lenses
in at
all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of
his
cornea.
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How To Have The Best Sex Humanly Possible - By
Gary Halbert
If you are interested in having an absolutely
incredible
sex life, there is a new book (just published)
that has the
most exciting secrets you will ever read.
But, here's a warning: Before you request your
copy of the
book, you better know some of the secrets revealed
in it.
You see, the author of the book doesn't want to
embarrass
anyone... or... make them feel uncomfortable in
any way. So,
if your deep religious beliefs, your ultra
conservative
upbringing or, if you have "personal reasons"
against
having great sex... you probably should NOT read
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