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Then the unexpected happens,
his tail lifts up and out comes a big long fart!!
As the fart dissipates the tail lowers back
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INTRODUCTION:
For those of you who wanted to visit the brilliant
net
detective site the other day I apologise for
having the
wrong link and sending you to a candy store.
Jusging by the
orders that came in I've ruined a lof of diets,
they really
do have a lovely selection though. In the ad below
I can
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I couldn't let you miss out on such a brilliant
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wants to
have knowledge about the people I do with each
day.
Most of you aren't subscribed to our Files list
over at
LABLaughs, I highly recommend it to all of you.
There isn't
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download.
I thought I'd share this brilliant one with you
all just to
show the type of thing we have...
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Phil (mailto:mrx@ezines4all.com)
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QUICK JOKE
Two guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.
"I'm
not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for
that. All you need is some red paint, some blue
paint
and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball
blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and ays
'Those
are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit
her
with the shovel!"
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CARTOON TIME:
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Duck Hunt...
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WHEN YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE AN ERECTION
With your wife, visiting her sister.
Golfing with the guys
With your wife, and accidentally run into your
ex-girlfriend.
Showering with the guys after a basketball game.
Visiting a friend in the slammer
While being pulled over for a traffic citation
Shaking hands with your pastor/priest after church
In front of your childs 3rd grade class, looking
at the
teacher, for show and tell
Standing on the subway with a bunch of nuns
watching you.
Your best friend on a guys night out, asks you,
Hey what do
you want to do tonight?
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HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
Larry goes to his High School class reunion.
Having not seen
anyone in twenty five years he's very curious as
to who might
show up.
When he gets there he runs into Marilyn, his old
high school
sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past.
"How have you been?" he asks.
"I've been fine, just fine," she replies,
"Although I do have
some good news and a little bad news, though."
"Bad news first, Marilyn."
"Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a
hysterectomy."
"Oh my, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that."
"But the good news is the doctor found your old
high school
class ring you thought you lost!"
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