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INTRODUCTION:
OK, Here is the poll of the century!!!
Which is better... Burger King or McDonalds?
My vote is easily McDonalds. I love a Big Mac,
plain with
Extra Cheese... plus the food is so much less
greasy...
and the fries are nicer. The chicken premier is
great too.
The chicken nuggets aren't so great since they
tried to
make them healthier and took the salt out...
what's all
that about? I don't want to be healthy...
Supersize me!!!
Click below to go and vote in the poll, I've also
managed to get rid of the annoying ads that were
with our
other two polls so for those of you who've missed
them I'll
list them below:
McDonalds Vs Burger King...
http://www.ezines4all.com/polls/McDvBK.htm
The Worst American Idol Judge...
http://www.ezines4all.com/polls/aijudge.htm
The Most Desperate Housewife...
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Have a great day!
Phil
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An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on
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IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS!
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates
reportedly
compared the computer industry with the auto
industry and
stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like
the computer
industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five
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In response to Bill's comments, General Motors
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following
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1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash
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day.
2. Every time they painted the lines on the road
you would
have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a
left turn,
would cause your car to shut down and refuse to
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purchase a deluxe
set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM
subsidiary), even
though they neither need them nor want them.
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delete this option would immediately cause the
car's
performance to diminish by 50 percent or more.
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none of
the controls would operate in the same manner as
the old
car.
9. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the
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HAPPY CAT
A cat had died and gone to Heaven, where upon
arriving at Heaven's gate, he was met by God.
"You have been a good cat all these years"
God told the cat, "and anything you desire is
yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and said, "I've lived
my entire life on a farm and have had to sleep on
hardwood floors."
"Say no more," said God with a smile, and
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a fluffy pillow appeared directly in front of the
cat.
Just a few days later, six mice are killed in a
tragic
accident and go to heaven. They are met by God
at the gate to Heaven, Who made them the same
offer as he had made to the cat.
"All of our lives," cried the mice, "we have had
to run.
Cats, dogs, and women with brooms have chased us.
If we had roller skates, we wouldn't have to run
anymore."
God smiled, and instantly each mouse was fitted
with
a beautiful pair of tiny golden roller skates.
A week had gone by when God checked in on the cat,
who was sleeping comfortably on his pillow. God
gently
nudged him awake and asked, "How are you doing?
Are you happy here?"
"I've never been happier," smiled the cat, as he
stretched
and yawned. "And those Meals On Wheels you have
been
sending over are too good!"
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