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INTRODUCTION:
Yesterday George Bush was inaugurated into office
for a 2nd
time and JibJab who made the great 'This Land'
cartoons have
been at it again with another unmissable epic
cartoons
giving a funny spin on events.
It's free to watch at the moment but if they get
too much
demand they may have to start charging so watch it
while
you can and don't forget to tell your friends!
We have a link to it here:
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Have A Great Day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
A man goes into this local place where bricks and
cement
blocks are sold, and orders 20,000 bricks. "May I
ask what
you're building?" asks the man behind the counter.
"Yeah,
it's going to be a barbecue." "Damn! That's a lot
of bricks
for one barbecue," "Not really; you have to
consider that I
live on the 18th floor."
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CARTOON TIME:
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SPONTANEOUS
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
He took his faithful pet dog along for company.
One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and
before
long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering
about
he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
direction
with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep doo doo now."
Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by,
and
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with
his
back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog
exclaims
loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I
wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid
stride,
as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks
away
into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That
was
close. That dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the
whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection
from
the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with
great speed, and figured that something must be
up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard,
spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
The cat is furious at being made a fool of and
says,
"Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going
to
happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the
monkey
on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do
now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his
back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen
them yet.
And just when they get close enough to hear, the
dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never
trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to
bring
me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"
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INFLATABLE
An inflatable student goes to his inflatable
school and is having
a really bad day. Bored in history lesson, he gets
up and walks
out.
Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable
headmaster
walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and
stabs him.
He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he
thinks again,
"I hate school," and pulls his knife out and stabs
the inflatable
school.
He runs off to his inflatable home.
Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at
his inflatable
bedroom door with the inflatable police.
Panicking, inflatable
boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.
Later in that evening, he wakes up in an
inflatable hospital and
see the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable
bed next to him.
Shaking his deflated head the headmaster gravely
intones:
"You've let me down; you've let the school down,
but worst of
all, you've let yourself down.
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