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A MANS WORLD
You know you're in a man's ideal world when:
a.. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would
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number.
b.. Nodding and looking at your watch would be
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again?"
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you
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the corner
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e.. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to
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time"
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g.. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the
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h.. The funniest guy in the office would get to be
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i.. At the end of the workday, a whistle would
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