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INTRODUCTION:
I've not got much to say for myself today other
than
have a great week!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
For many years I worked as a receptionist and
switchboard
operator at a busy company. After a good annual
review, my
supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending
approval of
the vice president. A month later, my supervisor
called me
into his office and told me the VP had refused to
approve
the raise. His reason? I clearly wasn't doing my
job. Every
time he saw me, I was either chatting with someone
in the
lobby or talking on the phone.
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CARTOON TIME:
Comb Over Club
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Common Stereo Types
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Confusion
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FUN PAGE
This Is A Cracker!!!
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Shove It
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The Last Page On The Internet
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WOMEN AND MECHANICS
A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks
for a
28-ounce water pump. "A what?" says the confused
parts guy.
"My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."
"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it
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As the parts guy writes down "Datsun, 28 oz. water
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that knew what I was talking about." "Yes ma'am.
That's because we're a full-service parts
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our job to have the parts you need, like a
28-ounce water
pump," he says, smiling, as he jots down customer
pick-up,
Datsun 280Z water pump, part number......
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Computer software. It’s made millions, now I can
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TEN SIGNS YOUR VET BILL IS GOING TO REQUIRE
FINANCING
The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit,
Celsius and
dollars.
The bill came with payment coupons.
Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.
"He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$
Positive.'"
He starts talking about extended quality of life,
miracles
of modern veterinary medicine and joint
replacement
procedures. You own a goldfish.
They take away the blood sample on a sterling
silver
serving tray.
The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is
coming from
the owners.
You suddenly realize where you've heard that low
whistle
before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.
"Do you have any idea how expensive hamster
defibrillators
are?"
and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to
Require
Financing:
"We can rebuild him. Make him stronger,
faster...."
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