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INTRODUCTION:
I'm later posting today because my Mum was
visiting for the
day but I thought that I should share some great
jokes with
you all... so have some fun!
I know it's a little late for new year but I was
reading
some research on how harmful smoking is and it's
really
quite shocking... if you're a parent and you smoke
then
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in front
of them so aren't passive smoking and even if
you're a
millionaire so they never go without because of
your smoking
you are still harming them because you're stealing
time from
them... when they're having to nurse you through
cancer or
when you're dead and they're still growing up...
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QUICK JOKE
As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other
day, I
overheard some of the children talking about their
siblings.
"My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one.
"My sister
takes gymnastics," said another. Not to be
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LOSING IT
A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl
catches up.
She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the
window.
The girl says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing
some of your load." The trucker ignores her and
proceeds
down the street. The trucker stops for another red
light and
the girl again catches up. She knocks on the door
and the
trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi my
name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load!" He
ignores
her again and continues down the street.
The trucker stops for still another red light and
the girl
catches up again all out of breath. She knocks on
the door
and the trucker lowers the window. Again she says,
"Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load!"
He dismisses her and starts off down the street,
then stops.
The trucker gets out of the truck, approaches the
blond girl
and says: "Hi, my name is Kevin and I am driving a
SALT
TRUCK!"
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SMOKE ALARM
At her father's wake, a woman told her priest that
ever
since she was a child she and her father had
discussed life
after death. They had agreed that whomever went
first would
contact the other. They had discussed this again
just two
weeks before his death.
He died in her home and a few days after his death
the smoke
alarm in her garage went off. She had lived there
28 years
and it had never gone off before. She couldn't
turn it off
so she called the security company that installed
it.
The next morning the smoke alarm sounded again and
the
reason finally dawned on her. She said aloud, "Ok
dad, I
missed the signal yesterday but I get it now!
Thanks for
letting me know that you are safe on the other
side. Now
turn the thing off so I don't have to call the
security
company again." The alarm fell silent.
She immediately called her priest to tell him the
good news.
His response: "Dear lady, if every time your
father sends
you a message he sets off the smoke alarm, just
where in
Hell do you think he's calling from?"
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