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INTRODUCTION:
I'm sorry to have neglected you lovely people the
last
couple of days but I have been spending plenty of
time
doing things for the website including heaps of
new web
pages packed full of cartoons.
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Have a fantastic day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for
a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to
have him
fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the
gentleman
to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a
month to
the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is
perfect.
Your family must be really pleased you can hear
again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told
my family
yet. I just sit around and listen to the
conversations.
I've changed my will five times!"
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Logging On To AOL
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GRANDMA
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in
a
department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to
the toy
department, but grandmother said that they had to
stop in
the ladies clothing department first. Little
Johnny
obviously couldn't wait that long, and the next
time his
grandmother turned around he was gone. She
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Finally she went to the customer service desk,
intending
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To her
relief he was already there waiting for her. The
woman at
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over
the PA system, but he didn't' know what your name
was. We
asked him what his daddy called you, and he
replied 'mom',
next we asked him what Grandpa called you and he
replied
'sugar'.
We were almost out of questions for him when
another lady
suggested that your daughter-in-law might call you
by your
first name." "We were so happy to see you show up
at the
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what his
mommy called you, we were out of ideas!"
"Well," asked Little Johnny's grandmother
curiously, "What
did he say?"
"He said," she rep ied, "that his mother called
you 'An old
cow'!"
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FELIX
My aunt's neighbor in New York had a beautiful
black cat,
named Felix, who spent his days outside and came
indoors at
night.
One cool October evening, he disappeared. The
neighbor
searched for him in vain for several days. The
following
spring,, however, Felix reappeared, looking
healthy and
clean. She figured he's been out sowing his wild
oats.
Everything was back to normal until that autumn,
when Felix
disappeared again. The next spring, he returned.
Perplexed,
my aunt's friend began asking neighbors for clues.
Finally,
she rang the bell of an older couple who lived
down the
street. "A black cat?" the woman said. "Oh, yes!
My husband
and I hated to see him out in the cold, so we
bought a cat
carrier. We take him to Florida with us every
winter."
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