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INTRODUCTION:
Happy New Year to all of you! I hope you had a
great
Christmas and New Year. I had my family over on
New Years
Day for dinner. My niece was a little brat... a
four-year-old who bursts into tears every time she
doesn't
get her own way or when someone tells her off. Her
mother
always then gives her her own way to stop her
crying...
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TRAIN TRAVEL
A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who
was
stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans
would
speak English. But I found that many people spoke
only their
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A CHANGE OF OPINION
Dear Marty,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke
off your engagement to my daughter. Will
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I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk,
tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize
motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and
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I am also very sure that some other very nice
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Sure my daughter is only 18 and wants to
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about life from books.
I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I
was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to
my senses and you have my full blessing to
marry my daughter.
Sincerely, Your future father-in-law.
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